So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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