Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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