Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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