Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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