Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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