But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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