I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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