with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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