Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Acid is not a monday night drug
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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