Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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