My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
it's like iHOP with fire
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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