hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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