So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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