sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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