I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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