Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's just like the Real World with babies
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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