No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right