theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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