I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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