I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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