it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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