She announced her abortion via fbk
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm getting married
To pizza
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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