This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You work out of a Hotel?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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