8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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