I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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