yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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