If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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