Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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