Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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