You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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