i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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