To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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