We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she pinky promised me she was 18
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
