he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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