Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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