I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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