Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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