This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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