do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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