they said they heard you say put it in my butt
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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