I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff