genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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