Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I want to fling myself into the sun
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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