I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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