You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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