Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You're a waste of cheezeits
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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