I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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