I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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