chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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