this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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