My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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