I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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