Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We have started to decorate penises.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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