bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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